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Am available 4 friendlies fellow nigeria | 23/10/2012 13:13 |
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Spade said: mcstuny said: . please identify yourself I am Prince Mzuri of the Kano tribe. I can pay in gold coins dipped in fresh nigerian oil for the golden balls. Edited by Spade 23-10-2012 12:48 i dont understand exactly what you mean. clarification please. i rep PH ciddy |
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count me | 23/10/2012 13:26 |
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How are my brothers??? | 23/10/2012 14:39 |
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STUPID QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWERS 1. Someone sees you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping? Answer: No! I'm training to die.  2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: Are you going out in this rain? Answer: No,in the next one. 3. Your friend calls your home phone and asks Where are you? Answer: At the bus stop! 4. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom and they still ask Did you just have a bath? Answer: No, I fell in the toilet bowl. 5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- are u Going up? Answer: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and getme. 6. Your friend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers? Answer: No! They r Carrots. 7. You're in the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend sees u & asks:- what are u doing here? Answer: I'm here to pay school fees 8. Imagine a couple is being robbed and the wife says: honey who are they? Answer: they are our church members. 9. Imaging someone calling you by 1:30am and asks: are you sleeping? Answer: no am thinking about. |
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lol | 23/10/2012 15:13 |
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Get on my level brothers!!! | 23/10/2012 15:15 |
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Spade said: mcstuny said: . please identify yourself I am Prince Mzuri of the Kano tribe. I can pay in gold coins dipped in fresh nigerian oil for the golden balls. Lolx. |
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Fonzi i notice you have Golden balls. How did you purchase them please or are you not resident in nigeria. Thanks | 23/10/2012 15:19 |
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I indeed did not buy them. I am loved by my Nigerian brothers as I am truly American. | 23/10/2012 15:28 |
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