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Mr Temmy said:
amson said:
Your monthly salary : $900000
Your child's school fees: $700000
And you hear your child saying:
Capital Letter Five.... And Small Letter Five.:::::

i will just take him to the market nd sell him

*lolz..........
Am very sure that when u get to the market with your product;
a consumer will ask u is it tested and trusted?... What will be ur respond?
07/05/2018 22:04
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MY DAUGHTER'S MARRIAGE LIST!!!
1) 3 cows
2) 16 bags of rice
3) 72 litres of red oil
4) 15 iphone 6+
5) 12 bags of salt
6) 18 largest inch plasma tv with
stabilizer
each
7) 2 range rover sport car....latest
models pls
8) 150 imported Uk bags for her
mother
9) 700 versace shoes not ABA
made
abeg
10) 5 apple laptops new ones
11) 5 ipads
12) 16 set of boxes from Dubai
13) 10 washing machines
14) 50 bags of Semovita and 45
bags
of wheat
15) 1 big sack of kolanut
16) 20 dozen of boxers and
singlets
17) 90 carton of frozen chicken
18) 98 crate of Mineral
19) 14 deep freezer must be of
good
product.
20) Must build a mansion for 8
member of her family and
sponsor
their kids to
study in Oxford university
21) Must open a shopping mall
for
her mother in
UK
22) You must treat her like a
Queen
23) HER BRIDE PRICE WILL BE JUST
30
NAIRA
COS
WE'RE
NOT
SELLING HER OUT... Thank you
08/05/2018 17:47
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POLICE DEY READ BIBLE
OOO!!!
On Lagos-Ibadan
express road, a Pastor
met a team of
policemen who, quite
naturally, wanted
'something' from him.
Since he was not
prepared to play their
games, they asked for
his papers. Having
combed through
everything without any
offence with which to
nail the 'stubborn'
Pastor, they asked him
to open the bonnet of
his car.
A careful scrutiny of
the engine number
against what was on
the paper revealed that
letter U was written in
such a way that it could
be mistaken for letter
V.
That was all the
officer-in-charge needed
to shout "stolen vehicle!
Sensing trouble, even
when he knew he
committed no offence,
the Pastor called the OC
to say he was a priest
to which the officer
replied "Please, leave
that pastor thing...in any
case, if you are indeed a
Pastor,then you must
have a Bible in your car,
bring it."The Pastor did
as was commanded
after which the officer
now ordered:
"Please read Matthew
5:25, 26 to me".The
incredulous Pastor
opened the passage
and read: "Settle
matters quickly with
your adversary who is
taking you to court.
Do it while you are still
with him on the way, or
he may hand you over
to a judge, and the
judge may hand you
over to the officer, and
you may be thrown into
prison.
I tell you the truth; you
will not get out until you
have paid the last
penny." Matthew 5:25,
26 (If u don't believe
open and read for
urself)The man of God
quietly made an
"offering" of one N100
to his newly found
"preacher
""End of service! Go in
peace and argue no
more," said the
policeman
11/05/2018 19:49
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One day during the family lunch the youngest son asks his father:
- Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?
Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
- Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?
- Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, - tells the wife
Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
- Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?
- Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.
Daddy turns to his eldest son and asks:
- Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!
Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
- Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep.
Then daddy turns back to his youngest son and explains to him:
- You see son, potentially we are sitting with multiple millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay…

Edited by mr sheggs 12-05-2018 02:22
12/05/2018 01:08
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wow!!! 😕😕 16/05/2018 16:35
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lolz 17/05/2018 01:50
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Father, Mother, and their three sons, John (oldest), Mike (middle), and Steve (youngest) are conversing at the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes up.
The Father says, ''John has my eyes, Mike has my creativity, and Steve has my intelligence.''
Steve responds, ''Daddy, what's intelligence?''
20/05/2018 23:12
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LET'S KILL ENGLISH
1 hve u paid ur sch fees money?
2 all of u stand in a straight circle
3 i hve 3 daughters ,they are all gals
4 i saw u last night early this morning
5 heat is killin me o
6 i lyk the taste of the smell am hearing
7 she is a boy
8 i saw u here and i see u there ,are u
twice?
9 pls increase de vol of the window,heat is
happening to me
10 i came to ur hux today, u didn't dey
11 i see ur fada ,he is a man
12 be quiet,the principal is just passing
away
13 did u see on the radio yesterday?
14 pls slow dat fan
15 i knw u hve com since ,becos i hear ur
pefume
16 see hw her eye is entering my food
17 did u see the sound of my ringing tone
18 oya com nd be going pls
19 don't dare tall in front of my back
20 stop making noise lyk empty sandine tin
of milk
oya add urs let saw who kill english most
commented urs favourite lumber
07/07/2018 09:56
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amson said:
LET'S KILL ENGLISH
1 hve u paid ur sch fees money?
2 all of u stand in a straight circle
3 i hve 3 daughters ,they are all gals
4 i saw u last night early this morning
5 heat is killin me o
6 i lyk the taste of the smell am hearing
7 she is a boy
8 i saw u here and i see u there ,are u
twice?
9 pls increase de vol of the window,heat is
happening to me
10 i came to ur hux today, u didn't dey
11 i see ur fada ,he is a man
12 be quiet,the principal is just passing
away
13 did u see on the radio yesterday?
14 pls slow dat fan
15 i knw u hve com since ,becos i hear ur
pefume
16 see hw her eye is entering my food
17 did u see the sound of my ringing tone
18 oya com nd be going pls
19 don't dare tall in front of my back
20 stop making noise lyk empty sandine tin
of milk
oya add urs let saw who kill english most
commented urs favourite lumber

that boy is not a deaf.
07/07/2018 12:23
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amson said:
MY DAUGHTER'S MARRIAGE LIST!!!
1) 3 cows
2) 16 bags of rice
3) 72 litres of red oil
4) 15 iphone 6+
5) 12 bags of salt
6) 18 largest inch plasma tv with
stabilizer
each
7) 2 range rover sport car....latest
models pls
8) 150 imported Uk bags for her
mother
9) 700 versace shoes not ABA
made
abeg
10) 5 apple laptops new ones
11) 5 ipads
12) 16 set of boxes from Dubai
13) 10 washing machines
14) 50 bags of Semovita and 45
bags
of wheat
15) 1 big sack of kolanut
16) 20 dozen of boxers and
singlets
17) 90 carton of frozen chicken
18) 98 crate of Mineral
19) 14 deep freezer must be of
good
product.
20) Must build a mansion for 8
member of her family and
sponsor
their kids to
study in Oxford university
21) Must open a shopping mall
for
her mother in
UK
22) You must treat her like a
Queen
23) HER BRIDE PRICE WILL BE JUST
30
NAIRA
COS
WE'RE
NOT
SELLING HER OUT... Thank you

i will kuku marry the marriage list.
07/07/2018 12:24
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