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A random manager from any group shall be interviewed by a panel through a particular time frame and published here. The panel members shall be oldfirm and Ali. Note: Do not post here. Whatever you post in here shall be deleted by the game's fiscals! Comments about the interviews conducted should be taken to the Daily News page of the PL's forum. Thank you! Edited by Ali Agharabi 25-03-2016 23:53 |
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AN OLYMPIC CHRONICLES EXCLUSIVE REPORT: Hopfner’s Glorious Gambit: A Look Inside FC Bayern Munchen’s Ali Agharabi and His Quest for Striker Manager Domination It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. While the FC Bayern Munich faithful were celebrating their latest treble, club president Karl Hopfner was on his third pork chop, as well as his third bong hit. A clearly distracted Hopfner, known as a very thoughtful decision maker, had a critical and controversial choice before him that would forever change the face and fortunes of the Mia San Mia. But Hopfner first had to summon the courage to fire manager Jupp Heynckes, a competent and faithful servant, all because this once in a lifetime opportunity had just presented itself. But things were not quite as simple as they might sound. He had to make a decision, fraught with its own risks and complications. Hopfner’s dilemma was whether he should hire Barcelona mastermind Pep Guardiola, innovator and Godfather of “tiki-taka,” or saddle up his horses with up and comer Ali Agharabi, a precocious youngster who possesses both the mind, and apparently, the bank account, of Bill Gates. When the Agharabi to Munich rumors first hit the interwebs, the Twitterverse and global media were all a tizzy that there was really no choice to be made, because Pep was the obvious choice. However, some in the Striker Manager community who are reportedly in know, were in the ear of Hopfner whispering that the young Agharabi is “the future of our great game.” With such a decision weighing on his mind, Hopfner consumed an entire roll of Tums that fateful night … Fast forward to 2014, and it is indeed Agharabi who is firmly ensconced as the Bavarian club’s new Kaiser. A Kaiser with purpose and audacious plans. Change was definitely in the air at Allianz Arena as Agharabi, like a battle-tested field colonel, immediately began orchestrating a number of transfers sending shockwaves throughout Striker Manager. The Mia San Mia bid adieu to a dynamic duo of midfielders in Patricio Ramos and Lionel Spinetto, while adding prize LF Vicente “Robben” Garzon, and defenders extraordinaire in Gregoor “D Alaba” Van Hasselt, Marlon “Dante” Bigode and Oliver Paul, to name a few. These shrewd, but expensive moves vaulted the Mia San Mia to Division 3 from Division 5 in just two short seasons. Hopfner and the Mia San Mia were in a state of pure and absolute delirium. Every game at Allianz was like an out of control rave. Garzon, Van Hasselt, Bigode and Paul … move over Bale and Ronaldo … these are the new galacticos. His gambit was paying quick and lucrative dividends. The Olympic Chronicle’s editor-in-chief Sicox, the Perry White of football journalism, called our entire news team to the carpet and demanded our august publication see for ourselves, “What’s causing all this?” After our people talked to his people, we finally caught up with Ali in Gstaad, his off season home, where he was getting some well-deserved rest after leading his club to a Division 4 crown. After an early game of tennis with neighbor and close friend Roger Moore, of 007 fame, we sat down with Ali for a candid talk on football and life. Nattily attired in a navy blue Brioni suit, burgundy Bruno Magli shoes and a red Bayern neck tie, Agharabi cuts a dashing and confident figure. He’s surrounded by a cadre of manservants and yes men who bring him a copy of the Financial Times, as well as a laptop so he can analyze and game plan for his latest opponent on the vaunted SM simulator. A servant, Mr. Stevens, soon arrives with our morning repast, a healthy meal of oatmeal, berries and freshly brewed coffee. Ali: I hope you enjoy the coffee. The beans were flown in directly from one of my plantations in the Guanacaste region of Costa Rica. And I might just open a school there the next time I check on my holdings. I’m definitely on the lookout for the next James Rodriguez. The OC: Speaking of global talent, given all the recent moves you’ve made, its no surprise at all the club has experienced amazing success over the past few seasons. If you could put your finger on it what is the secret to the club's success? Ali: That's why it's a secret. ^_^. The moves that have been made so far have ensured successive promotions in two seasons. The board toasted to that. The team's overall average was also up'ed by nearly 20 per cent; more toasts. Money has bought the club's successes so far. The secret is just simple - even when you have $10, 000 in cash and at hand, believe you are a billionaire! The OC: That said, the club has got off to a less than ideal start in Division 3, dropping two of your first three. Do you think you’ve underestimated the strength of Division 3, or do you believe it’s a matter of fine tuning a strategy to meet the rigors of tougher competition? Ali: For anyone to grossly underestimate the evil that lies within division 3, truly he needs some soft-boiled fetal ducks! We've lost the tempo. For now, I don't really see Bayern sliding back down to division 4, and I don't expect to see us among the first 8, 10 teams either. Something's gone awry tactically and there's just no time to resolve it. Apparently, we're gonna freaking lose out of our sponsorship deal; Souvenir promised me $16m for a top -four finish. "Top. 4?", you'd ask. "Then, you thought it was meat and drink!" It was purely a hope - never underestimated it. The OC: Going forward, what changes do you feel you need to make to the club in the coming seasons to position yourself for Division 2? Ali: Changes? I'm okay with division 3! ^_^ The OC: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Ali: If that's the case, I've failed then. The OC: What would you be doing if you were not famous? Ali: Lemme confess here - I dislike fame. If it comes, I'll try to shun it. If it insists, I'll accept it. But, if it runs away from me, I'll offer a thanksgiving! I have this ideology: A FOUNDATION BEARS THE WEIGHT OF ANY HOUSE, BUT IT IS UNSEEN; THE ROOT IS THE STRENGTH AND ANCHOR OF THE TREE, THOUGH IT IS HIDDEN. HENCE, I MIGHT NOT BE FAMOUS, BUT I WILL BE THE PEOPLE'S ROOT AND FOUNDATION. So, if I was not famous, I'll probably be making more money. The OC: Back to football, I’m sure the club’s media director Carl de Maitre would like to gauge the club’s interests in the services of an up and coming young defensive forward, Carl de Maitre, Jr. Is there any truth to the rumor that you have had discussions with Oldfirm about prying the youngster from Shaolin Corinthians? Ali: Haha! That's some strategy! Daddy wants his son home, but his son says he'll rather die a Shaolin faithful! Carl might want him and might have discussed with oldie, but really, both parties haven't told me anything. The OC: You’re known around the club as an indefatigable spirit. What songs best describes your work ethic? Ali: Heavy metal. Electronica. This is where I'd like to know who and who follows Michael Cretu's Enigma project.http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_(musical_project) The OC: I see your lovely lady Rihanna on break from her world tour, sunning herself in your heart shaped pool. My bosses insist I ask this question: Can you confirm or deny reports from Münstersche Zeitung and Die Zeit that Spinetto’s transfer was directly related to unsubstantiated romantic involvement between the Bahamian chanteuse and the Argentinian midfielder? Ali: Spinetto is a eunuch - so he said. The Olympic Chronicle Quick Six The OC: Favorite Team? Ali: FC Bayern Munich, of course - since 2010! I was a strong supporter of the Red Devils, not until Moyes took over. He tasted really, really sour. The OC: Favorite Player? Ali: That guy with a bald head, who raced from deep down the midfield line, out-ran that lazy Spanish defender, made Casilass eat grass, and slotted it home. Yes, if he doesn't lose a penalty in a career-defining game, he always feels unaccomplished. The OC: Favorite Food? Ali: When my fave started ravaging my skin, I stopped having faves! The OC: If you were a porn star, what would your stage name be? Ali: Sexy bitch! Never really thought of that - but, that's f*ckin' lame?! The OC: If you had a million dollars what would you spend it on? Ali: $100, 000 - I'm going to Fiji !! $800, 000 - Treasury bills. $100, 000 - I'll never wear a cloth twice ! The OC: My daughter insisted I ask this of you. Which three people (famous or otherwise) would you most like to invite to a dinner party? Ali: Let's leave it as famous. 1. Barack Obama; 2. Warren Buffet; 3. Cristiano Ronaldo. I feel like adding two more: 4. Megan Good; 5. Megan Fox. The OC: Well Ali, it looks like your "services" are needed poolside. It appears Rihanna needs help finding her bikini bottoms in the pool. Auf wiedersehn! |
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An Olympic Chronicles EXCLUSIVE REPORT: The expressions of the aura surrounding Jurgen Nobert Klopp and his first love, Vitoria CF. It was the morning of Wednesday—a Wednesday to remember, to reminisce. They say that victories and great feats must be earned. Well, they are right! This was a hard-earned achievement. Not once, not twice did we try; not even five times or twenty times, guys! We tried and failed, and tried again and again, and failed again and again too. We were let-downs altogether, and catastrophes, and disappointments. Yes! Everyone could see it written all over our faces, the way we walked, the way we talked, our gestures, our moves, our composure, our sweat-soaked shirts, our groans, our fake smiles. At this point, even at this point did some good, old workmates think it good to guide us to stop trying, after all, our hard work had always been ninety and nine per cent unsuccessful, and one per cent successful. Oh! Where was the hope? Where was the faith? Where were the convictions? Where was Superman when he was needed the most? Where was hope? Where was it? Where was it? Seconds rolled into minutes, minutes into hours, hours into days, days into weeks, weeks into months; there was still no sign that we would get this man! Tuesday evening of the fifth of April. I called again. “One of his many wasted calls!” the cleaner paused and thought, and continued dusting the shelves. “Call back tomorrow morning, Carl.” How else could we explain the word “wasted”? Now, the day was over; it was time to retire. But the best bit of today was that my crew and I had failed yet again. Pay day was only two days away; we had bills to clear up and debts to settle. Our salaries were going to be halved if we kept on failing. It was fate, never to be re-written. Wednesday. “Herculean DC POWER! How may I help you?” “It’s Carl, Betty. You asked me to call in today.” “The interview’s going to be on Friday; 10 a.m. to 10:15 a.m. By 11 a.m. he’d have to be in Helsinki for a meeting. Therefore, your questions have to be very brief and crisp.” Would you believe it? The Olympic Chronicles had just been given fifteen minutes to speak to the ever busy manager of Vitoria CF! Fifteen minutes! Come on! The standard was five or in serious cases, seven! We had been trying for months to get across to him. A young gent who has his hair covered in grey, never idle at any time. His schedule is very demanding which requires his family to see him at most twice in a year. Now, to see this man for fifteen minutes …to interview Jurgen Nobert Klopp for fifteen minutes …let’s just say you know how well to fuck with his busy mind! Friday. There he was, walking down the famous stairway at Herculean DC POWER, leading out of Conference Room A into Conference Room B. He had a hard face with laid-back eyes and a wild grin. We had been waiting in that room for approximately half an hour. I swear, I put on my finest suit that day! Unfortunately, I was unable to call to mind that there was always an exhaustive one hour check on visitors by security operatives where whatever you put on would get messy. Well, it didn’t matter at this time. We were going to interview this guy! A once in a lifetime chance, and we were going to make the most of it! Jurgen: Morning folks! We had carried a custom-made Electroglottograph along with us. We had to get particulars about everything this man was made of: his hand swings, his nod rate, what perfume he wears, his eye blink rate, his slowness of speech, his predisposition to smile or go with a puckered brow, how many times his body itched per time. We had to study Klopp in fifteen minutes! THE OC: Morning sir Klopp! Jurgen: Sorry I had been stuck this till this moment. I hope I’d get your understanding. THE OC: No problem at all. So, let’s get to know a little about you. Say you are dead—what would your eulogy say about you? Jurgen: wow lemme think <pauses for a while> Just like for every other young man, who died at a young age - buh for me, people will mostly say, that guy was gentle, magnanimous, futuristic, a workacholic, disciplined and principle oriented. He was an engineer almost viewed and so and so on... May that not be our portion THE OC: I wasn't actually talking about a "now" death. Interesting! One of the attributes caught my fancy: are you really disciplined, Jurgen? Jurgen: Yeah. Mayor (JNK) is disciplined He blinked 52 times in five minutes! We scribbled that down! THE OC: Fine. I put you in a basket full of sexy voluptuous blondes, suggestive and exciting, all on after-aphrodisiac-effect substances, clad in red-hot lingerie, like uniforms, each calling out to you, into a hot bath tub, "Jurgen, come!" You're gonna carry your books, Jurgen, to read? Jurgen: Provided We didn't call me at the wrong time, 'cos i activate my beast reading mode every midnight. THE OC: Oh well. We should hide every midnight. So how has your journey in Striker Manager been? Jurgen: lol!!! Not the blood thirsty type of beast. Well!!! Well!!! It's been great (alotta ups & downs). Expected tho Got two outta my three teams banned at division 4 (those days of multi accounting), So i was left with VItoria CF, then the struggle continues and here am I in div 3 - thanks to the inherited team. We still pushing hard till we get better and afterwards end up becoming the best (If U-Play didn't close up the game before that happens) THE OC: Any good times? Jurgen: Many!!! I always meet almost all my season targets... That is a very good one on its own. THE OC: And bad times? Jurgen: Every good times has its bad. There were many. THE OC: You recently took over another user's team. Did you like what you met on ground? Was there a need for an overhaul? Have you made regrettable changes in the team? Or was the switch worth it after all? Jurgen: Yeah, aside the xFs that disappeared this season. No need any for overhaul. THE OC: At the moment, you are placed 12th in the board. Now, this is not to undermine your tactical prowess and your abilities but do you think your predecessor would have been placed at this position after three games? You have lost already and drawn a game as well, and we still have a long way to go. What would you say to this, my friend? Jurgen: YEs. HE would've, buh to be fair enough, he would've rather been placed more better due to the fact that the monsters would surely be back to help.I'm without them so i have to bring the best outta those i have. Truly, our is still a long way to go and i still much believe i can meet my season target (promotion) THE OC: I know you're in high school at the moment. Could you tell me, briefly, the funniest incident you've experienced so far in college? Jurgen: Funny my last birthday................. I got bath in flour THE OC: Finally, what are your long term prospects in the game? Jurgen: Win the SC as a div 2 or div. 3 team.. The Olympic Chronicles Quick Six THE OC: I own Microsoft, Facebook, Google Inc., Apple Inc., and Exxon Mobil. What, Jurgen, would you ask me for a birthday gift? Jurgen: I'll gladly-humbly ask. THE OC: If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't we ever fall through the floor? Jurgen: i guess We're afraid We might not be able to come back if We don't go back into our graves with the due prThe OCess. THE OC: What football club do you support and why? Jurgen: MANCHESTER UNITED. 'cos I felt sorry for them when i saw them placed 8th early in the season around 2004 or so in my dad's newspaper. THE OC: What else do you love doing apart from signing into your Striker Manager account? Jurgen: i love playing playstation, but it takes more time so i prefer SM THE OC: Favourite movie? Jurgen: A MAN CALLED GOD THE OC: Snow Patrol once asked Il Divo, "If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would say to them?" I'm gonna ask you the same, Jurgen. Jurgen: dead or alive. Dead tho, i would've love to ask Judas Iscariot what he bought with the 20pieces of silver. THE OC: Thank you for your time, Sir Klopp! We hope, even though there are no possibilities, that we'd have some more time in the future to get to ask you questions we couldn’t ask you today. |
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An Olympic Chronicles EXCLUSIVE REPORT If you're not learning from this man, you're not learning any good thing! He’s an incarnation of wisdom, an avatar of the perfect gentleman, cool, calm and collected. A composed noble man whose graciousness is not false-hearted. Highly-principled, impeccable, flawless, faultless! Words are unquestionably not sufficient to describe this man. A good number of his friends are Spaniards. Whenever they need his attention, they wouldn’t call him by his first name, or by his last name. They just call him by his panache, El sabio. Every now and then, you’d wonder if we like to make mountains out of molehills; at times, you’d wonder if we are just into little, unmeasurable fabrications. In elcalvo78’s case, we’re not. We can never overstate the magnitude of his grace. He’s the lord of his own actions, the king of the Metropolitans, never at the mercy of persons, thoughts or movables. Ranked 159th in the manager rankings and 371st in the team rankings, he’s challenged with a harsh struggle of closing up the six-point gap separating his team from the second-placed team in the fourth division. It’s the battle he must face; it’s the victory he must earn! He’s so close, yet so far. The Olympic Chronicles got the time to speak with this man. It was brief – very brief. Nevertheless, it was worth our while. Gentlemen, here are the excerpts between The Olympic Chronicles and elcalvo78. The OC: Great! What's the weather like in New York? elcalvo: Today was great, sunny and 60. But overall a bit chilly. The OC: Sunny? Hate sunny weathers really. I hate to sweat every time. So, tell me, how has life in Striker Manager been? Tough, smooth, stupid? elcalvo: It's been good, Just trying to still figure out tactics. I was totally blown away last season at div3. But I would like to be helped if possible. But besides that I like the game. The OC: Oh dear! Truth is, everyone wants to be helped. Provided you have time the game demands, you can freely seek advice from the big guns in the game. It makes them delighted to have you under their tutelage. Trust me. So, that aside, what exactly would you describe as your best Striker moment? elcalvo: I would say the best moment was being promoted to div3. It was hard to do, a lot of training, buying selling players. It was a goal that I was able to reach. The OC: And your worst moment would be being struck down like Bart Allen from that same division? elcalvo: Yes, my stay at div3 was to say the least..humbling. The OC: As expected. Hopefully, this season, we'd all get things corrected. One quick question: do you like Tom or Jerry? elcalvo: lol, I'm a Jerry fan. The OC: Haha! If you're not logged in on Striker Manager, what would you be caught doing? elcalvo: I would working or playing with my two sons. The OC: The family guy! Hmm. So, ermmm, were you the ladies' man at any point in your life? I'll know if you give me a wrong answer, mister! elcalvo: At a certain point in my life yes, but Im the type that believes in "kiss and don't tell" The OC: Well then, before I draw the curtains, sir elcalvo, what do you intend to unleash in the game in coming seasons? Do you wish to build a large junior farm army and make money, money, money? Or do you just want promotion? Tell me. elcalvo: Well I believe that the junior farm will expand to at least 5 more countries. Doing that will hopefully help the financial side of things and a future promotion. I dont expect on staying at div4 for more than this season. The Olympic Chronicles Quick Six The OC: We’d like to know what soccer team you support! That will be … elcalvo: Barcelona The OC: That settled, who’s your pet player? elcalvo: Leonel Messi The OC: Third, I was wondering … given the treasure of experience you have garnered, what should every man try at least once in his life? elcalvo: Anything that would scare them. The OC: For me, I guess that will be jumping off an airplane or eating at The Keg Mansion. Okay mister el, what could be that one thing you wish you knew when you were younger? elcalvo: Not wanting to grow up so fast. Appreciate what you have because you never know when its not going to be there for you. The OC: Now, what would be your first question to the people of Antarctica? elcalvo: How the hell did I get here? The OC: Lastly, in this world, there are opport dying for. I, and some beautiful gents right here wouldn’t mind a night with Nicki. I’d do whatever could have been done in thirty years in one night! If you were given a chance, would you enter Big Brother? elcalvo: No, my talents would be wasted there. The OC: Time, they say, is expensive. Thank you for sharing some with us, Mr el! |
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An Olympic Chronicles EXCLUSIVE REPORT: Perfection + Y = Pea – Jay; what is Y? The Big Bang! Great scientists told you, and me, that from an extremely high density state, the entire universe appeared. An explosion; a great outburst; a bang! There was light in stinging lavishness, enormous scale arrangements, an intergalactic microwave background. It was classic, they say. Yeah, things got chilled; the heat was awful. A lot of molecular modules were formed: a lot of protons, neutrons, electrons, Striker Managrons, Olympus Circlons, Zero effortrons, elements upon elements upon elements! America was given to us! We saw the seas and the oceans too … dinosaurs! Men came forth from beasts! We noticed we had a devil too …and a super heroic superman. Pea – Jay! http://en.strikermanager.com/usuario.php?id=11544987 Now, two elements make up Pea – Jay: elements X and Y. We have been able to decipher, through this thought-provoking and attention-grabbing interview, the element X: perfection! It’s left for you to decide what Y is. The OC: Something tells me Cuban babes are very hot, and that's why you ditched those in Puerto Rica. Do you shuttle between both nations simply for sexual pleasure or to cater for your team's needs? (Because I see two nationalities on both your user and team profiles) Pea – Jay: As you can imagine the two islands are very similar - excellent rum, good cigars and of course the girls. I'm very lucky to have lived (and loved) in both Puerto Rica and Cuba. Through our scouting network, FC Ciudad de La Habana have brought together an exiting group of youths from around the world and I'm always happy to do whatever's needed to make FC Ciudad de La Habana a successful club The OC: Perfect! So, tell us a bit of yourself, Mr. Pea. Who is Pea - Jay? What are you? How has living in two nations transformed you? Are you tall? Are you hefty? Tell me man. Pea – Jay: I'm known as Pea-Jay to my English speaking friends because of my given names - Pablo Jesus and was once told 'We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us'. I try to live my life by this saying whatever I'm doing Growing up I was always involved in sport mainly soccer and boxing - sometimes at the same time! Although I played central defender or defensive midfield, I wasn't know for being the most skilful player but I made up for it with passion, hard work and tough tackling. This is something I expect from every player who represents FC Ciudad de La Habana. The OC: Did you ever get a career-threatening injury at any point in any of those sports? Pea – Jay: Only the usual injuries when I boxed. Cuts, bruises and black eyes. I had a serious knee injury when playing football which ended my competitive playing career. I found out how important it is to have a good physio during my rehab. I'm currently training to compete a triathlon in July which takes up most of my spare time (apart from Striker Manager of course) The OC: Talking about Striker Manager now, what attracted you to the game? Pea – Jay: The next best thing to playing is to manage. I tried a number of online soccer management games but enjoy striker manager the most. Technically I think that it works on lots of different levels. You can play it you have only 30 minutes a day free or you can spend more time especially reviewing games, developing advanced tactics or scouting for that unsigned gem. As I play more, I like the social interaction with other managers and although I've only been with © THE OLYMPUS CIRCLE™ A1 for a couple of seasons I enjoy playing in this p/l and can relate to it's values. I'm not a fan of the proposed changes for the new season though. I think it gives an advantage to the bigger teams who have been playing longer and it'll be harder for new managers to establish themselves. It'll be interesting if the changes will be reversed in future seasons The OC: If you were to meet any manager in this game, who would that be? Pea – Jay: That's an interesting one. I'd probably try to meet one of the top 10 managers so that I could ask them how they got to be so highly ranked and what advise they could give me to improve The OC: We played a dare game, and I dared you to go to Sahara Desert for the following week. What three items would you take other than food and water? Pea – Jay: That's an easy one considering my background. 1. Cigars 2. Rum 3. Radio With those three items you can party anywhere in the world - even in the Sahara The OC: You seem to be very fluent in English. I guess you took that from Puerto Rico. Pea – Jay: Yes and the fact that my Dad originally came from England so I was taught it from an early age The OC: Have you ever wished you were from a particular race? And what made you wish that? Pea – Jay: I'm currently training for a triathlon. I see it as an ultimate test, both physical and mental. I've though about it for some time then one day decided 'Stop thinking. Start doing' The OC: No, I mean "from a race", like ethnic race. Pea – Jay: Sorry, my misunderstanding. I'm proud of my heritage so not really thought about being another race. I am interested in history and wonder what it would have been like to live in the late 18th Century when Napoleon was at his most powerful and there was conflict throughout Europe The OC: Interesting! So, sell me your culture. Make me see reasons why I should have come from that area, or I should spend my next holiday in your country. Pea – Jay: That's easy - three words 1. Cigars 2. Rum 3. Music When you also add welcoming hospitality and the pace of life (mañana) - enjoy your holiday The OC: Great! What would be your word to fellow Olympians out there? Pea – Jay: Thanks Thanks - to everyone for allowing me to join the Olympic circle and making me feel welcome Thanks - to you and the other administrators for all the additional work you put in to make the Olympic Circle successful and fun Hopefully I can live up to the standards set by everyone Viva FC Ciudad de La Habana The Olympic Chronicles Quick Six 1. If God gave you the opportunity to pick two celebrities to be your parents, who will those two be? Pea – Jay: I think most celebrities are shallow and selfish. God gave me the best parents I could have. 2. With your username, Pea - Jay, form a positive message for your fellow Olympians. P - E - A - J - A - Y - Pea – Jay: P - Perfection E - Eventually A - Achievable J - Just A - Avoid Y - Yersiniosis (I struggled with anything beginnign with 'Y'!) 3. In Hospital Ciro Garcia, Havana, Ciudad de La Habana, where your team army is situated, a little boy’s legs popped out on a Friday at 11:59 p.m. (local time). Interestingly, his big-sized head came out not until 12:01 a.m. (local time) on Saturday. Which day was he born on? Pea – Jay: Friday 4. What's your favourite food, Sir Pea? Pea – Jay: Fish - just grilled nice and easy. I could live off that 5. I mean, why can't a healthy guy's fart smell so good? Pea – Jay: It can - if you are in a room on your own 6. Why are there exceptions to every rule? Pea – Jay: Because then you can break every rule |
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An Olympic Chronicles EXCLUSIVE REPORT He’s the last Avatar of Ghana, the finest tactician the country has ever given the world. He’s the only one able to combine the elements of fire, water, hardcore stripping and the beautiful game of soccer together to give balance to the world. But then again, give him time, and some more time, and more again, and he could turn the entire soccer industry into one remarkable strip club with Pepe leading the fleet! He’s Whatamidoinghere, a stripper who loves strippers. He can’t stop asking that question anyway; he really doesn’t know what he’s doing here. http://en.strikermanager.com/usuario.php?id=10719618 The Olympic Chronicles was able to catch up with this … well, demigod, and had a little time out with him a few seasons back, while he was still on the Olympus train. Here are the excerpts: The OC: How are you sir? Whatami: I can not be better than this, as long as i have the top strippers in the world surrounding me, iam as healthy and happy as never before. The OC: Poor girls. What are you doing to them? Whatami: Nothing bad, i only ask them to shake it off for my just like Taylor Swift. (Damn she's also hot. Will start scouting her very soon ) The OC: The OC's new watch word: keep ladies away from Whatamidoinghere! So, tell me, did you find yourself in Striker Manager by mistake? What am I doing here? Whatami: It was never a mistake. I signed up as Ramzero when i first learnt about this game. But unfortunately, i got banned when i promoted to divi 3 with Ubuntu (sobs). My offense? Yeah i know you will ask that. They @s thought i cross the red line helping a friend so they kick my messy a**. After the ban, i told myself i ain't playing that shit called game again. But my friend have a different idea. He created this account and sent me the password and this stupid username The OC: Lemme chip this in at this point - how then did you hear about this addictive game? Whatami: I saw the ad on goal.com and decided to try it out. The OC: Still on the game - you're sitting not so comfortably in second position in your group. At some point, you have been at the peak, and at some other points, you let your lead slip away cheaply. At the time of this interview, the leader is topping the group only with a better goal difference than the five teams which have the same points he has been able to gather since this season started. First of all, are you feeling the heat? On a scale of 1 to 10, can you rate the pressure you feel? Whatami: The heat is so much. I will go for 8 on the scale. My defense is not strong, until i put some strength in the defense, i will continue to feel the heat. THE OC: Are you satisfied with your progress thus far? Or do you feel you could have done better if you had had more useful resources than you do now? Whatami: Nobody loves to finish below 1st so i can't say i am satisfied with my performance even though am doing well. THE OC: In deed! Your team has just two schools. For a team of the standard you have established season after season, why should that be? I mean - are there any financial obstructions? There are so many talents in Argentina for God's sake; so many Pirlos yet undiscovered in Italy, so many Schweinsteigers to come from Germany. Why the delay? Whatami: My schools always give me heartbreaks. Example, my Uruguay school once gave me a certain Suarez who was banned for two years because he bit an opponent. That action led me to close down the school. As for my Brazil, instead of Giving me a Thiago Silva type, i only get a Barcelona flop like Douglas. Netherland? I don't want to mention it. I almost close it down but i got a certain Depay last week that keeps it running for now. With all this experience, the idea of having another school is always as bad as the devil himself. THE OC: As bad as the Devil himself. We'll keep that in mind. You recently parted ways with Victor Werf for over a hundred million dollars. Was there any fall-out between the youngster and the administration of FINAL SOUND™? Whatami: His egos are too high. We definitely can't control that in the near future. So the best option is to let him go. THE OC: In the next two to three seasons, where do you see your team? Whatami: Divi 1 THE OC: Tell me something you have never told anyone else. Whatami: I accidentally had sex with my ICT teacher when i was in high school(Am free now after confessing this) THE OC: What led to that? You needed extra marks or what? Whatami: She was just too hot tobe a teacher. THE OC: You mean you approached and seduced her, and took her to wherever you both did it, and she never obliged? Whatami: Nope. She was kind of seduce me rather. And because she's hot, i give in. THE OC: Quite a background my friend. What are your philosophies in life? Whatami: Political science. THE OC: No, I meant what is your view about life? What are those things, those philosophies that drive you in life? Whatami: Trying to believe nothing is impossible and being funny. THE OC: You mentioned Political Science. Could you give us a little insight on that? Whatami: It's a social science that deals with system of government and the analysis of political activity and political behavior. Just wanna be brief THE OC: All right, sir Whatami - good luck practicing that. Before we leave you, do you have anything to tell your fellow Olympians? You could crack their ribs a little, you know. Whatami: I will try to make it short and simple. A plane was transporting a couple of mad guys to another hospital. Akpors happened tobe one of the mad guys. One hour after the taking off, Akpors approached the pilot and asked to thought how to fly an airplane. The pilot looked up at Akpors and said. I will teach you how to fly an airplane but you must first do me a favour by making your friends keep mute. Akpors came back five minutes later and everything was quite in the plane. The pilot being so surprised at the development asked Akpors how he managed to to pull that off so soon. He replied saying, i made them an exit and asked them to go play outside for a while. THE OC: Great! Thank you, sir Whatami, for your time! The Olympic Chronicles Quick Six THE OC: If there was a movie produced about Whatamidoinghere, being the subject, who would play you and why? Whatami: I will play the main character if the movie is about strippers. Because i love strippers THE OC: President John Dramani Mahama gave you the rare privilege to get rid of one state in the republic of Ghana; which would it be and why? Whatami: Ashanti region! It's arguably our (Volta region) greatest rivalry when it comes to politics.(Ashantis Support the NPP, whiles the Voltarians go in for NDC) And they're ethnocentric THE OC: In your own opinion, what comes first - the egg or the hen? Whatami: The hen? THE OC: Tell me, Whatami, if you were a superhero who would you be and what superpower would you have? Whatami: Peter Petrelli in 'Heroes' THE OC: What's your favourite Android application? Whatami: I don't have a favorite. THE OC: Darn it! Why am I even interviewing you in the first place? Whatami: Because we don't know what wearedoing |
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