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He must have really think he is a boxer since he wear gloovs... | 24/07/2015 06:37 |
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porschewayne said: Do Gk's receive warnings? http://en.strikermanager.com/premios.php?id_jugador=16629436 Highest number of warnings in a season. Its the first i have seen, but SuTaGar is probably right (he usually is.... really bad habit in my opinion), Gk must have played in other positions to get so many warnings. But this got my curiosity piqued, and as I usually do, I spoke to the fellow, getting the actual answer. You see Massimo Esposito (the GK) is a troubled soul. Recent events have had led is personality go through a drastic change and coupled with hormonal change kids go through at 21, he has become very aggressive. Following conversation happened between us. Me: Hi Massimo Massimo: WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT? (caps indicate that he was shouting, even though he might have not meant to) Me: Hey, calm down... just wanted to speak to you for a few mins. Mass: I AM CALM, IF I WAS SHOUTING YOU WOULD KNOW. I JUST FINISHED MY PILATES CLASS. THIS IS AS CALM AS I GET. WHAT DO YOU WANT? Me: alright, Alright... Just wanted to get to know you a little better. You know I am a successful manager in strikermanager (i do lie sometimes), and you never know what could happen? Mass: WHICH TEAM? Me: Gargoyles. Mass: NEVEr heard of it (he finally calmed down... I think he felt sorry for me) Me: Its ok. We are a successful niche team...not very popular amongst mass public. (lied again, we were never popular) Mass: Whatever. get on with it... Me: umm, alright... so I just heard that you won the distinction of most warned player... which is surprising for a GK. Mass: Yes, NOT VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT. The last team i was with Jaccouiiille... had a manager bidouille89. Such a J#$@% (cant print it here). Me: OH, strong words.. What happened? Mass: Everything went down last season... He played me at different positions, didn't train me well, my girlfriend left me to get married to another girl in US since its legal there. Me: Well, he is a new manager, he will learn, but its ok, nothing to warrant so many warnings. Can't comment on other events. Mass: that was not all. Sometimes I was also a WATERBOY!!!! A FREAKIN WATERBOY. DO you know how difficult it is to carry Water cans in field with Gloves on. Me: But why.... nevermind. Mass: The teammates were making fun of me... I got back by pissing in the water and giving it to them as a lemonade. Me: I can see how that would get you a warning or two. Mass: Also cheated with most of their girlfriends...hahaha. Do you have a girlfriend? Me: Ummm no. I am one of those perpetual losers. Mass: Too bad. For me. Me: .. ok, listen I got to go. You should take those yoga classes more seriously. they really an help you calm down. Mass: PILATES..NOT YOGA. AND I AM CALM. ME: OK BYEeeee. My advice Porchewayne: play him as a GK only, don't drink anything he offers you and don't introduce him to your girlfriend. |
24/07/2015 09:06 |
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Lol, that was very very funny. any he is a GK and will always be a GK. and i'll ensure my girlfriend doesn't go anywhere near the traning ground or dressing rooms or EVEN anywhere near the stadium ! |
24/07/2015 09:12 |
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I am glad you agree with me. Also don't forget...no drinks. | 24/07/2015 13:22 |
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Spade said: I am glad you agree with me. Also don't forget...no drinks. of course |
24/07/2015 13:55 |
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