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Lol.....i have just had the best 5mins of today... | 19/09/2014 15:18 |
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D first joke was lame......but d second one was a blast | 07/12/2014 20:53 |
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kingpheenix said: D first joke was lame......but d second one was a blast Another one for you then  A plane carrying about 500 passengers was heading for America. In the middle of nowhere, the plane began to descend down, so the pilot shouted: Attention everyone! we are losing altitude so I think we shold throw out some luggages. So they threw out all the luggages but still the plane was going down so the pilot said again: Please throw down every heavy thing you have with you including babies... and some people stupidly threw out their babies to save their lives but the plane still continued to descend... So the pilot said: Listen! we are about 3000 feet above sea level and we can fall down any moment from now so we are going to throw some people down in order to stabilize the plane. But to do this we would do it alphabetically so that it would be fair and proper....so the pilot started: any Americans here? and the plane was as silent as the cemetary and you could even hear a pin drop.... Any blacks??? there was no answer.... Any Chinese? still no answer...... Any Darkies?? still no one could talk......... A boy sitting on his dad's laps asked his dad.. Dad what are we?? and his dad replied" son, we are Americans but as from today we are Zombies...... |
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Smile | 16/12/2014 08:39 |
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