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Take a look at this and tell me if we will struggle... ✓ Suarez's PL goals before BR arrived: 15 goals in 44 games. ✓ Suarez's PL goals with BR: 54 goals in 66 games. ✓ Liverpool PL goals before BR: 2011/12 = 47 goals ✓ Liverpool PL goals with BR: 2012/13 = 71 goals,,,, 2013/14 = 101 goals ✓ Daniel Sturridge before BR: Man City 5 goals in 21 games. Chelsea 13 goals in 63 games. Bolton 8 goals in 12 games ✓ Daniel Sturridge with BR: 31 goals in 43 games. Keep Calm everyone we have Brendan Rodgers to sort it out. # LFC # WeGoAgain # WeAreLiverpool # YNWA |
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U will not fall frm d top like SPAIN, Ur enemies will suffer humiliation like BRAZIL, Ur haterz will misbehave like SUAREZ, U will neva be misled when close to ur glory like BELGIUM, U will be gettin goals like GERMANY when ur enemies are gettin confused like BRAZIL, U wouldn't be ashamed of showing face @ d place of ur glory like ESSIEN, Ur enemy will be impotent like PORTUGAL, D goliath dat doesn't want 2give way 2 you will fall like SPAIN fell to CHILE, Ur efforts want be as futile as AUSTRALIA's against HOLLAND, U will be favored and uplifted like JAMES RODRIGUEZ, U will be a world class achiever like THOMAZ MULLER nd a record breaking personality like MIROSLAV KLOSE... So shall it be unto me also,can i hear a thunderous Amen. |
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Da mila re said: U will not fall frm d top like SPAIN, Ur enemies will suffer humiliation like BRAZIL, Ur haterz will misbehave like SUAREZ, U will neva be misled when close to ur glory like BELGIUM, U will be gettin goals like GERMANY when ur enemies are gettin confused like BRAZIL, U wouldn't be ashamed of showing face @ d place of ur glory like ESSIEN, Ur enemy will be impotent like PORTUGAL, D goliath dat doesn't want 2give way 2 you will fall like SPAIN fell to CHILE, Ur efforts want be as futile as AUSTRALIA's against HOLLAND, U will be favored and uplifted like JAMES RODRIGUEZ, U will be a world class achiever like THOMAZ MULLER nd a record breaking personality like MIROSLAV KLOSE... So shall it be unto me also,can i hear a thunderous Amen. amen |
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Akpors always secretly loved Ekaitte, but he never had the guts to tell her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms saying, 'I love you so much, I wanna date u. Please reply and tell me how u feel.' A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so really scared and tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the message till the morning. When he woke up next day he said his prayers,did his morning chores,brushed his teeth,ate his breakfast,took his bath,combed his hair and then climbed back to his bed. He gently picked up his phone to read the message saying ......"Dear customer, you have insufficient balance to complete your request, kindly recharge your account and try again!!!" |
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On the first day of their marriage, wife and husband agreed not to open the door for ANY visitor! That same day, the husband’s parents came to see them, and knocked on the door. Husband and the wife looked at each other... the husband wanted to open the door, but since they had an agreement, he did not, so his parents left. After a while, the same day, the wife’s parents came visiting. Wife and husband looked at each other, and even though they had an agreement, the wife with tears on her eyes whispered:- "I can’t do this to my parents", and she opened the door! Husband did not say anything. Years passed and they had 2 boys. Afterwards, they had a third child which was a girl. The father planned a very big and lavish party for the new born baby girl, and he invited everyone over. Later that night, his wife asked him what was the reason for such a big celebration for this baby, while we did not do so for the brothers! The Husband simply replied:- "because she is the one who will open the door for me!" Daughters are so special... your little girl will hold your hand for only a little while... but will hold your heart for a life time....... Daughters are angels!!!!! | 13/07/2014 11:43 |
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yung_whales said: Akpors always secretly loved Ekaitte, but he never had the guts to tell her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms saying, 'I love you so much, I wanna date u. Please reply and tell me how u feel.' A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so really scared and tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the message till the morning. When he woke up next day he said his prayers,did his morning chores,brushed his teeth,ate his breakfast,took his bath,combed his hair and then climbed back to his bed. He gently picked up his phone to read the message saying ......"Dear customer, you have insufficient balance to complete your request, kindly recharge your account and try again!!!" lmao |
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1. I love you dear (Flank) 2.Can i take u out tonight? (Sir Joe) 3. Just manage dis myluv, 655332487901, 998312546987 (oga Emma 4. Sweetie am @ home, u can com now (Emeka) 5. Darling hav u seen D credit i sent 2 u? (Bom- boy) 6. Honey i will do whatever it takes just 4 u to be bu my side (Solo) 7. Consider it done (senator) 8. Hi dear, can i take u out 4 lunch? (chairman) A GUY'S PHONE INBOX- : 1. Dear customer you data bundle will soon expire (MTN) 2. Hey Dude, give me a break! I told u am getting married (Jane) 3. Don't u dare call dis number again! Idiot. (Jumoke) 4. Am warning you for the last time oo! (Oga Landlord) 5. Broda am still expecting the money 4 d admission form (Young-broda) 6. My son how are you? Pls send us some money (mama) 7. I have not seen my Period for 2 months, u hav to do somtin(Ijeoma) 8. Please send me credit (Ada) 9. Yellow your caller tune service has been extended (4100) TRUE OR FALSE? |
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lol | 13/07/2014 13:16 |
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You start a three day praying and fasting. On the last day, you receive an alert from your bank: your account has been credited with N900 million. You are so happy. So you go to church to give a testimony. After telling the congregation what the Lord has done for you, your pastor takes the microphone. "Thank you for the testimony, Brother," he says. "We’ve been looking for the owner of the account the church mistakenly paid last Sunday's collections into. Now that we know it’s yours, please, kindly return the money to the church..." If na you be dis pesin (church member), wetin you go do? |
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yung_whales said: You start a three day praying and fasting. On the last day, you receive an alert from your bank: your account has been credited with N900 million. You are so happy. So you go to church to give a testimony. After telling the congregation what the Lord has done for you, your pastor takes the microphone. "Thank you for the testimony, Brother," he says. "We’ve been looking for the owner of the account the church mistakenly paid last Sunday's collections into. Now that we know it’s yours, please, kindly return the money to the church..." If na you be dis pesin (church member), wetin you go do? lwkm |
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