rexmilan said:
A man at work calls home and his 8
years old
daughter picks the phone:
“Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy
near the
phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in the
bedroom
with Uncle Paul.” The little girl
quipped.
“After a brief pause daddy says,“But
honey you haven’t got uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in
the room
with mommy right now.”
Brief pause,
“Uh okay then,this is what I want you to dout the phone down on
the table,run upstairs,knock on the
bedroom
door,and shout to mommy that
daddy’s car
has just arrived at the gate.” “Ok daddy just a minute....”
A while later the little girl comes
back to the
phone, “Done it daddy. ”
"What happened honey?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of
the bed naked,ran round the room
screaming,tripped over,and
knocked
her head
on the staircase,now she is not moving at all.”
“What about Uncle Paul?” asked
Dad. He jumped out the window
into the
swimming pool,but I guess he
didn’t know
you emptied the water last week.He
hit the
bottom and I think he’s dead.”
After a really long pause this time...
Daddy says,“Swimming pool,but we don't
have a swimming pool!
Is this 073-8078-495?”
“No,this is 073-8078-459”
“Sorry wrong number....!!!!”
. .