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I suggest that the Devs de-stupid the goalies in the sim. Look at the first goal in this game - http://en.strikermanager.com/partido.php?accion=simul&id=13510018 at around the 2 minute mark. Not goal of the season contender, but my goalie looks like he was trained in the Joe Hart School of Gaffs.

Edited by Shimmo 20-11-2013 18:58
20/11/2013 18:44
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+1 21/11/2013 05:12
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+1 for sm goalies

-1 for destupiding Joe Hart. Keep him stupid until after they play Liverpool.
21/11/2013 05:30
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LOL man....that was really stupid!! i think devs should do something about this....or at least make some parameters that can be set by managers on how their keeper should pass the ball...

and another thing is, i don't understand why GKs need to be "visualized" as making that "forward backward move" before they do any passes... pity the referee as he is "programmed" to follow the ball...(during this moment you can see referee will be "forced to copy" that "killer move")...
22/11/2013 12:08
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I watched a match yesterday where the keeper came out off his line, ran up while the forward was dribbling down, turned around and ran back to his line while the forward was dribbling down, and turned around just as the forward was shooting the goal. The keeper then dove.

No wonder some managers play without a keeper and put another player in the keeper position

TimiZero said:
LOL man....that was really stupid!! i think devs should do something about this....or at least make some parameters that can be set by managers on how their keeper should pass the ball...

and another thing is, i don't understand why GKs need to be "visualized" as making that "forward backward move" before they do any passes... pity the referee as he is "programmed" to follow the ball...(during this moment you can see referee will be "forced to copy" that "killer move")...

22/11/2013 20:14
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Shimmo said:
I suggest that the Devs de-stupid the goalies in the sim.
Edited by Shimmo 20-11-2013 18:58


Please submit this new verb ' to destupid' to oxford dictionary institute. Of course you could have also said that the devs need to make GK's smarter, but i digress. Lets not get into grammar.

+1 to the idea.

*edited: I just destupided my spelling error.

Edited by Spade 23-11-2013 06:24
23/11/2013 06:22
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Spade said:

Please submit this new verb ' to destupid' to oxford dictionary institute. Of course you could have also said that the devs need to make GK's smarter, but i digress. Lets not get into grammar.

LOL! I figure if Facebook can turn "friend" into a verb why can't I invent one as well?

And yeah, you are right I could have said make the GKs smarter but I figure while talking about stupid I may as well sound it myself.
26/11/2013 18:08
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Making them smarter implies smart to begin with, something goalies are not. They need a stupidectomy to bring them to a neutral state before you can make them smart-er.


Shimmo said:
Spade said:

Please submit this new verb ' to destupid' to oxford dictionary institute. Of course you could have also said that the devs need to make GK's smarter, but i digress. Lets not get into grammar.

LOL! I figure if Facebook can turn "friend" into a verb why can't I invent one as well?

And yeah, you are right I could have said make the GKs smarter but I figure while talking about stupid I may as well sound it myself.

26/11/2013 22:47
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And the latest entry into the Joe Hart Hall of Shame - http://en.strikermanager.com/partido.php?id=13510138&accion=simul&turno=10561 .

Again, it didn't change the outcome of the game but really?!?

Be sure to vote for Best Goal.
04/12/2013 19:00
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Lol....looked like this:

"I have it, no you take it, no wait I have it, oh um you take it, wait let me keep it, here you take it, on no!!! ahhhh....."

Maybe your goalie is color blind?

Shimmo said:
And the latest entry into the Joe Hart Hall of Shame - http://en.strikermanager.com/partido.php?id=13510138&accion=simul&turno=10561 .

Again, it didn't change the outcome of the game but really?!?

Be sure to vote for Best Goal.

04/12/2013 19:04
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