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A fat man saw an advertisement "Lose 5kg in a week". He called & said I would like to join... Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning, he gets to the office and he was taken to a room. He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying, "If u catch me u can sleep with me!" & the girl starts running. The Man starts running but couldn't catch her. So, during the whole week exercise, he tried to catch her but couldn't & lost 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6am, he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can sleep with me. He lost 10kg that week. So, he thought this program is awesome! He requested a 25kg program. The lady said "are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why not" said the man. The Next day at 6am he opens the door expecting to see a nude babe but finds a nude MAD MAN saying, "If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!" That week, the man lost 40kg......! |
06/11/2013 10:50 |
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lmao | 06/11/2013 12:16 |
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Akpos guys have done well, though they've spoilt their business. | 06/11/2013 19:46 |
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Nice one | 06/11/2013 19:50 |
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Lolz | 07/11/2013 19:24 |
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