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An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, purse a shot of ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to tell the difference.The guy downs the Scotch and says, "This Scotch is only ten years ten years old! I specifically asked for forty-year old Scotch." Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked cabinet underneath they bar and pulls out a bottle of twenty-year old Scotch and pours the man a shot.The guy drinks it down and says, "That was twenty -year old Scotch... I asked for forty-year old Scotch."So the bartender goes into the back room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old Scotch and pours the guy a drink. By now a small crowd has gathered around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs the latest drink. Once again the guy states the true age of the Scotch and repeats his original request for forty-year old scotch. The bartender can hold off no longer and disappears into the cellar to get a bottle of prime forty-year old Scotch. Soon, the bartender returns with the bottle and pours a shot. The guy downs the scotch and says, "Now this is forty-year old Scotch!"The crowd applauds his discriminating palate.An old drunk who had been watching the proceedings with interest, raise a full shot glass of his own and says, "Here, take a swig of this."The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in one swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid on the bar room floor. "My God! That taste like piss," he yells."Great guess," says the drunk. "Now, how old am I?" 23/08/2013 13:05
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I wish to buy the player boss, tell me the price if i can meet up so that i will comfirm what you taught me øn trans. agreement. PM Pls 23/08/2013 14:09
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Transfer agreement is not applicable to auction cos you have to bid for the player instead of hiring him. 23/08/2013 14:37
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Who has rf for sale 60+ave not more than 66ave and also 80+prog 23/08/2013 14:45
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Mine is 61 avg release clause is 54 million, hw much u go pay? 23/08/2013 14:52
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Am havin a lf with dose xteristic 23/08/2013 14:56
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rexmilan said:
Mine is 61 avg release clause is 54 million, hw much u go pay?

prog?
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I am using mobile and my phone does not clearly show the prog except u can ask Oyewale to help us with that cos he is an @ bt my player increases in average well. 23/08/2013 15:07
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Whatamidoinghere said:
An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, purse a shot of ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to tell the difference.The guy downs the Scotch and says, "This Scotch is only ten years ten years old! I specifically asked for forty-year old Scotch." Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked cabinet underneath they bar and pulls out a bottle of twenty-year old Scotch and pours the man a shot.The guy drinks it down and says, "That was twenty -year old Scotch... I asked for forty-year old Scotch."So the bartender goes into the back room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old Scotch and pours the guy a drink. By now a small crowd has gathered around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs the latest drink. Once again the guy states the true age of the Scotch and repeats his original request for forty-year old scotch. The bartender can hold off no longer and disappears into the cellar to get a bottle of prime forty-year old Scotch. Soon, the bartender returns with the bottle and pours a shot. The guy downs the scotch and says, "Now this is forty-year old Scotch!"The crowd applauds his discriminating palate.An old drunk who had been watching the proceedings with interest, raise a full shot glass of his own and says, "Here, take a swig of this."The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in one swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid on the bar room floor. "My God! That taste like piss," he yells."Great guess," says the drunk. "Now, how old am I?"

lolz very funny
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Who told you that oyewalex iz an @ 23/08/2013 15:13
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