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ITS TIME TO FACE SOME BITTER FACTS ARSENAL FANS) Since Arsenal last won a trophy (21st May 2005):8 years, 2 months, 8 days, 19 hours, 51 minutes, .Lets take a look at some of the things that have happened since then...- Lionel Messi turned professional & won 78 individual trophies/awards, including 4 consecutive Ballond'Ors. - Steven Gerrard has played over 340 games for Liverpool.- Arsenal have bought 49 players and sold 79. - Members of that 2005 squad have won 53 trophies elsewhere.- Chelsea have had 9 different managers.- - Technology skipped a generation.- Lionel Messi has scored 269 goals..- Arsene Wenger has earned over £56m in wages. - 29 English teams have won domestic trophies.- England national team have been exactly the same (SH*T&OVERRATED)- Juventus and man City have been relegated,promoted and won the league. - Liverpool have won 5 trophies [This time it isn't a HISTORY story  ]- Pep Guardiola retired as a player, became a manager and won 15 trophies.- Arsenal have spent £227.500.00 on new players.- Birmingham City have been relegated three times,promoted twice, and won a trophy [League Cup] against arsenal... Oh wait! Wigan too won a trophy and got relegated. - The planet'Mercury'has orbited the sun 32 times.- 390 people have been caught masturbating in the street on Google Street View.- Suarez has bitten 2 different players in 2 different countries for 2 different teams he also turned a goalkeeper in the quarter finals against Ghana in South Africa 2010.- Twitter has been created and gained over 500 million users.- Man. City have spent about £930 Million pounds on players. - Every English club across every English league has changed manager. - Portsmouth have gone from Premier League to League 2.- Spain rose to dominance in world football and has won 3 major titles consecutively, including World Cup.- Luis Suárez has been suspended for a total of 32games... Oh and he's won 5 trophies. - Nicholas Anelka has scored 98goals for 7 different clubs, got married & had 2 kids.. and he'swon 6 trophies.- Zambia won the AFCON.- Chelsea and Bayern signed 177 midfielders.- The average 7UP soft drink can has been recycled 51 times.. [calm down Barcelona fans,I wasn't referring to the epic UCL rape  . Madrid's Karanka poke Tito in the eye and accidentally infect him with a cancer]- There have been 908 recorded instances of rabbits raping cats... dafuq?- Chuck Norris has personally taken down 1,122 international terrorists.- Arjen Robben has passed the ball to his teammate more than 5 times.. [incredible,this coming from Robben ]- Wayne Rooney has grown hair,lost it, purchased a hair transplant and then lost it again. I added only few. |
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Lolz nice one | 31/07/2013 01:52 |
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I would honestly suggest you to try and shorten it. I would not want to read all that mumbo jumbo. |
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It was Mou "the happy one", not karanka. And that one wasn't funny at all... The rest is curious if it is true... |
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Robben and Pass don't belong in the same sentence | 31/07/2013 12:23 |
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+ArmoKidd+ said: I would honestly suggest you to try and shorten it. I would not want to read all that mumbo jumbo. From facebook not my ideas. I just post it so you guys too can read Lol. |
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@Dnsvnsk said: It was Mou "the happy one", not karanka. And that one wasn't funny at all... The rest is curious if it is true... Ooops i added the Karanka side am guessing am not a geniuse. |
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Whatamidoinghere said: From facebook not my ideas. I just post it so you guys too can read Lol. Whatamidoinghere said: Ooops i added the Karanka side am guessing am not a geniuse. So is it straight from Facebook without your ideas, or did you add stuff? It was still too long and poorly formatted for me to even think about spending the effort to read it. Edited by @sabrefan62 31-07-2013 22:26 |
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not to mention, poor citation skills, easily could be charged with plagiarism . If I was a fiscal, I'd remove you for plagiarising. | 01/08/2013 05:16 |
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+ArmoKidd+ said: not to mention, poor citation skills, easily could be charged with plagiarism . If I was a fiscal, I'd remove you for plagiarising. Common kidd it does not come to that but sorry for posting it like that. |
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