ziccodinho said:
Akpors came home one night and his wife throws her arms
around his neck: "my husband! I am a month overdue. Its like i'm
pregnant, d doctor give me test today but until it dey sure, we no
go tell anybody."The next day Akpors' wife receives a telephone
call from PHCN because dey had not paid their bill. Am I
speaking to Mr Akpors? "Na im wife be this" she says
PHCN guy:"u're a month overdue shey una know?"
Hw u take knw? stammers Akpors wife.
"Madam its in our files" says the PHCN guy.
She shouts "how it take enter una file?"
Phcn guy: Yes, We av a system of finding out who's overdue
Akpos's wife: GOD, dis is too much which kain tin be dis?
Phcn guy: Madam, I am sorry Iam following orders ,I have to
inform u dat u are overdue
Akpos's wife: no wahala Makei tell my husband wen he come
back. dat night she tells Akpos "dem know say i dey overdue for
phcn o!"
The next day Akpors rushes to PHCN office.
"Wetin dey happen? i hear say una get file say my wife dey
overdue. It concern una"he says angrily.
Just calm down, says the lady at the reception at PHCN, its
nothing serious. All u have to do is pay us.
Akpors: PAY una 4 wetin? If i no pay nko?
Lady: Well in dat case sir, we have no option but to cut yours off.
Akpos: if u cut am wetin my wife go do?
Lady: I don't know, I guess she would have to use a candle!!!
Akpors fainted!!

ziccodinho said:
Midd the LIM is not for sale, right?

midd said:

Whch 1 ?

Are u interested ni ?


Edited by midd 28-11-2012 21:07

ziccodinho said:

you refused to sell when i have the cash.