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 A guy has been admiring his neighbour's wife. The
neighbour's wife always give him this seductive smile. The
guy didn't know how to approach the lady, he's afraid. One
day the lady herself met the guy alone in his apartment.
GUY: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
GUY: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling
seductively.)
GUY: Wow! Anything 4 the angel.
LADY: I...I...I...jus t don't know how to say dis.
I'll be so ashame of myself if u say no.
GUY: Oh my lady. U don't have to. I am ready to do
anything 4 u.
LADY: U know, it's been over 3 weeks since my
husband travelled...
GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he's around, he has some... (pause
for a while) he has some disabilities...
GUY: Oh poor you... You must have been going
through hell!
LADY: I know u'll be stronger than him...
GUY: Sure.
LADY: Can u help me?
GUY: Wow! Now?
LADY: Oh thanks goodness! that's why I came to u. Can u
help me carry my deep freezer from the sitting room to my
kitchen? 		11/09/2012 11:00
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 Hahahahahahahaha...even me too. I was thinking... 12/09/2012 05:11
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