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 A young couple were on their
honeymoon.
The husband was sitting in the
bathroom on the edge of the bathtub
saying to himself, "Now how can I tell
my wife that I've got really smelly feet
and that my socks absolutely stink? I've
managed to keep it from her while we
were dating, but she's bound to find
out sooner or later that my feet stink.
Now how do I tell her?"
Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the
bed saying to herself, "Now how do I
tell my husband that I've got really bad
breath? I've been very lucky to keep it
from him while we were courting, but
as soon as he's lived with me for a
week, he's bound to find out. Now
how do I tell him gently?"
The husband finally plucks up enough
courage to tell his wife and so he walks
into the bedroom. He walks over to the
bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his
arm around her neck, moves his face
very close to hers and says, "Darling,
I've a confession to make."
And she says, "So have I, love."
To which he replies, "Don't tell me,
you've eaten my socks."
 29/08/2012 20:52
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