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chikaotuu said: Nice work rejeev but u got to be posting it one per day so as not to make the thread boring ok? too late for that |
18/08/2012 03:23 |
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LAFF GOES ONNNN!!!!!!!! NIGERIAN BABES AND THEIR OVER- SABI ATTITUDE IN PUBLIC PLACES!!! READ ON JARE!!! 1. Halima says....Waiter, please, I like my SALAD very hot, also, can I have 2 bottles of SHAWARMA. 2. Nneka says.....Ore mi give me your PIN let me call you. 3. Mabel says.... I'm so tired; I just made my hair in Shop-rite today 4. Rejoice...more replies......Really?? I want to spend my summer in London this Christmas period. 5. Cynthia explains.......I just bought my BlackBerry (BB) but I haven’t collected the PIN. 6. Ronke brags......Wen I'm flyin, I always like d window seat cos I open it for fresh air. 7. Tade says...... I prefer London 2 UK during winter. 8. Fatima says.....Hmmm, u can’t even imagine, I just bought a G-String, and the thing I like most about it is the double back pockets 9. Abbey orders.... Please if you don’t have meat pie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks. 10. Amaka laments.....in our house eh, we use to have 3 swimming pools, until armed robbers stole one. Tell us your own over sabi story below. |
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Do you guys actually think I will read these long jokes? | 21/08/2012 20:03 |
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chikaotuu said: LAFF GOES ONNNN!!!!!!!! NIGERIAN BABES AND THEIR OVER- SABI ATTITUDE IN PUBLIC PLACES!!! READ ON JARE!!! 1. Halima says....Waiter, please, I like my SALAD very hot, also, can I have 2 bottles of SHAWARMA. 2. Nneka says.....Ore mi give me your PIN let me call you. 3. Mabel says.... I'm so tired; I just made my hair in Shop-rite today 4. Rejoice...more replies......Really?? I want to spend my summer in London this Christmas period. 5. Cynthia explains.......I just bought my BlackBerry (BB) but I haven’t collected the PIN. 6. Ronke brags......Wen I'm flyin, I always like d window seat cos I open it for fresh air. 7. Tade says...... I prefer London 2 UK during winter. 8. Fatima says.....Hmmm, u can’t even imagine, I just bought a G-String, and the thing I like most about it is the double back pockets 9. Abbey orders.... Please if you don’t have meat pie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks. 10. Amaka laments.....in our house eh, we use to have 3 swimming pools, until armed robbers stole one. Tell us your own over sabi story below. Hilarious, but only West Africans can really enjoy it |
21/08/2012 21:22 |
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Fonzi123 said: Do you guys actually think I will read these long jokes? U can read them one each day or 2 as da case may be |
21/08/2012 23:47 |
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Yes for this very one | 21/08/2012 23:48 |
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Joke Son: Why is making.... "This same joke was edited out from another thread very recently. Be careful about sexual content next time" Edited by @patient 22-08-2012 07:47 |
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laugh out loud A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed d wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading d first message she fainted. The son rushed into d room, found his mother on the floor and saw d computer screen which read: 'to my loving wife, i knw u are surprised to hear from me, they hv computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I 've just been checked in. How are u and d kids, d place is realy nice but am lonely here. I hv made necessary arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I cnt wait to see u. |
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On a lady's weddin day,d pastor asked d usual?:"Anyone who feels dis couple shouldn't b joined in holy matrimony shud speak or 4ever remain silent".A young man raised his hands. Seeing him,d bride fainted and when she was revived,d pastor asked d man,"y did u raise ur hand?" D manreplied."I just wan tel una say we no dey hear u 4 back oh | 23/08/2012 00:21 |
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(joke of the day) My Dad and mum sent me a friend request on facebook, but I ignored.. Yesterday, I went to ask where mummy had put my food, and she told me there ll be no food for me until I accept their friend request.. My question is they are my parents, and not friends, so why don't they send me parents request? |
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