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3 men went to hell.The devil said to them "You have come to hell & u must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1,2 or 3.He then opened the doors to the 3 rooms.Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads on a hard wooden floor.Room 2 was filled with men standing on their heads on a cement floor.Finally,room 3 had just a few men,standing in faeces up to their knees & drinking coffee.The men thought for a while & decided to go with room 3,as it was less crowded & they could drink coffeé.They entered the door to room 3 & just as it was closing behind them,the devil said "Ok men,coffee break is over.Back on your heads!" |
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Lollllllllllllllllllllll | 11/08/2012 18:42 |
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+1 you should post that in striker news. We need more comedy like that. | 11/08/2012 22:09 |
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Lolz | 16/08/2012 21:59 |
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nice ones.. | 17/08/2012 18:50 |
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A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a $100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize she’s given you two $100 bills. Now, here’s where the ethics come in: should you or should you not tell your partner?" | 17/08/2012 18:50 |
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My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? .......... ........ .... .. . .. ... .. . Two dinners! ...... What were you thinking. |
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Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!" An extremely long silence follows. "Your money or your life!" the thug repeats. Finally Benny says "I’m thinking! | 17/08/2012 18:57 |
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I know a guy who called up the Home Shopping Network. They said "Can I help you?" and he said "No, I'm just looking." | 17/08/2012 19:00 |
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A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what’s your final question?" | 17/08/2012 19:03 |
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