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 In a WAEC Examination Akpos was asked to complete the following:
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1. He who fights n run away?
Akpos: e don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.
2. A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3. He who lives in a glass house? Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.
4. A stitch in time?
Akpos: dey prevent further tear tear.
5. Birds of d same feather?
Akpos: Na d same mama born them.
6. One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power steering fit do am.
7. A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be again if nobe barbeque. Dem plenty for
chicken republic.
8. Half bread is better than?
Akpos: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
9. A journey of a thousand miles? Akpos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or
aeroplane jeje!
10) He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem. Make dem examine ambecos na begining
of madness be dat.
11. A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill am.
12. All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat bros.
13. Once beaten?
Akpos: Na revenge go follow b dat.
14. A fool at forty? Akpos: U never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50.
15. A friend in need?
Akpos: Na parasite b dat. Will akpos pass the exam???
Pls, mark his script for him!!! 		21/07/2012 02:43
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 I understood nothing. 21/07/2012 11:33
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