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Tom get married and on his wedding night he called his father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before. TOM: so what do i do first HIS FATHER: take her cloth off and lay her on d bed 5 minute later tom was on d phone again. TOM: she is naked and in bed what do i do now? His father couldn't believe what he was hearing FATHER: take your damn cloth off and get into bed with her. Aftet another 5 minute poor tom got on the phone again. TOM: dad am naked and in bed with her, what do i do now. FATHER: shiiiiiit son, do i have to spell everything out for you, just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees, gudnight. Just when the old man started to snore, his son got on d phone once again TOM: ok dad i have my head in the toilet bowl what do i do next FATHER: drown yourself you bloody idiot. |
01/04/2012 12:56 |
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LOL epic joke  |
01/04/2012 15:07 |
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Lmao | 02/04/2012 01:28 |
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Prefect | 02/04/2012 11:20 |
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not a place for these kind of jokes............... | 03/04/2012 11:16 |
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cant get you |
03/04/2012 11:37 |
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Tom is a genius | 04/04/2012 18:43 |
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