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You are on a boat and have two cigarettes but got nothing to light them. How will you light them???

As you guys are stupid enough to think of something I'll tell you...

So there are not 1 not 2 but 3 ways (4 for indians cause we are more intelligent than others )

1. Throw one cigarette out of the boat. This will make the boat lighter. Use this lighter to light up the other.

2. Praise one cigarette a lot. This will lead the other to burn up because of jealousy. Voila mission accomplished.

3. Throw one cigarette and catch it. As the majority of cricket playing word knows (other might also know but I don't know) that catches win matches. Use this match to light em up.

4. For indians our other hindi speaking people.
Put some water in your hand and let out flow out of hand drop by drop. As it is heard by all of us " tip tip barsa pani, pani ne aag laga di".
Use this fire and you are done.

23/03/2012 04:34
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I pick 1 23/03/2012 04:47
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So u gave us the answer...

Why exactly?
23/03/2012 04:59
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I don't smoke haha 23/03/2012 05:04
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hewhoamareismyself said:
So u gave us the answer...

Why exactly?


@bluegene said:
As you guys are stupid enough to think of something I'll tell you...


If you are so intelligent you can give an answer..
23/03/2012 05:41
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1. throw them as far up as you can, the sun will do the job...

2. cut out 2 planks from your boat, try the rubbing technique (using maybe a bit of the fuel if your boat use them). Put cigarette on...job done

3. Travel to the ring of fire below......should give enough heat
23/03/2012 06:42
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patient said:
2. cut out 2 planks from your boat, try the rubbing technique (using maybe a bit of the fuel if your boat use them). Put cigarette on...job done

Never Destroy the boat.. It might sink.. (That's why you are not a pirate )
23/03/2012 07:25
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I don't see how 2 small planks from the side of the boat will destroy it....your boat is not really strong then, and you think you will get pass huge storms

Edited by patient 23-03-2012 07:33
23/03/2012 07:32
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Now this is called "Height"... 23/03/2012 07:51
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You answered it already so i don't have to take the dare. 23/03/2012 11:45
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