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I want to complain to the admins because I woke up today to find that someone stole $4,770,280 from my account. I demand you return my money or I will get my lawyer.

*sigh*
29/08/2011 09:32
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you started the thread even before someone else could. there are bound to be few more of such post today. 29/08/2011 09:38
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My sneaking jolly jack tars managed to creep up on your unsuspecting ninjas last night and filch the money Pirates 4,770,280 - 0 Ninjas...
Unless...
...you managed to do the same to me overnight?!
29/08/2011 09:46
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slipi said:
My sneaking jolly jack tars managed to creep up on your unsuspecting ninjas last night and filch the money Pirates 4,770,280 - 0 Ninjas...
Unless...
...you managed to do the same to me overnight?!


You bet, while you were on your way to take less than 5M...I managed to sneak up on your hideyhole and get almost 8M
29/08/2011 09:55
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Argh! I thought as much. Don't worry after I've kicked your fellow Ninja hewho, you'll be next!
Preview for tomorrow's "friendly" will hopefully be prepared at some point...
29/08/2011 11:59
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こんにちは、私はすぐに私たちの次の一致のためにプレビューを作成するつもりです

Thats Ninja speak for the preview will be coming up later today.

Edited by hewhoamareismyself 29-08-2011 13:42
29/08/2011 13:41
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Striker Manager's most anticipated friendly takes place at 13:15 tuesday morning, between the Pirate Slipi, and the Ninja hewhoamareismyself.

Slipi's team 4ll41 has been running strong for a while, taking first in the league most people wish they were in. He is also proving to be a danger in division 4, his new division 4 team taking the group by storm, beating the leading team 5-0 today, although it seems this match was fixed to strike fear in the group, at no cost to Beachbernie's Union RS Marburg, being only 4 wins away from clinching first place and having clinched promotion

Hewhoamareismyself's Aston Villa F.C. has a 14 game streak against teams he deems as "weak almost bots" He sits safely atop Division 5 group 14, with 13 points over 2nd place.

However it looks like Slipi will reign supreme yet again; injuries have made AVFC quite weak, and it is unlikely that they stand a chance against Slipi's army of lizards.

From his hideyhole off the coast of Malta, Hewhoamareismyself gave us this garbled message and sent us on our way without any further comment:

"アストンヴィラは、先に控えタフな試合を持っています。私は彼らが勝利、あるいは近くに来て表示されません。私はそれらが修正されることがありますように、私のシステムに明らかな穴を指摘するためにこの機会を利用したいと考えています。"

He did not sound confident.

Slipi has been preparing for this game since halfway through the season, putting extra orphan meat in his teams diet. They will be sad to learn that once this friendly is over, so are the double servings.

After being interrogated for 3 hours, after his 2 predecessors were smashed against walls (leaking blue fluid everywhere) our match predicting majyk 8 ball has determined that the final score will be 5-0 for Slipi. Hewhoamareismyself will be looking to beat this prediction. Jobs will be at stake for Villa's team should he be embarassed.

Edited by hewhoamareismyself 29-08-2011 23:10
29/08/2011 14:12
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....Slipi's team 4ll41 has been running strong for a while, taking first in the league most people wish they were in. He is also proving to be a danger in division 4, his new division 4 team taking the group by storm, beating the leading team 5-0 today

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Beating the reserve squad of the leading team 5-0 today, I might add.


This game was written off quite some time ago and when Marburgs two top scorers got injured and where not available to face slipi's far superior bunch, the management decided to take things easy and give the reservists a chance. The team didn't need these points and will clinch the division title against weaker teams. Why take chances and risk more key players getting injured in a game that's unwinable anyway?


Edited by beachbernie 29-08-2011 16:33

Edited by beachbernie 29-08-2011 16:34
29/08/2011 16:32
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Your addition is being moderated by me and slipi, we will decide whether its worth putting in or not. 29/08/2011 17:06
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Stop hijacking the thread.... That (now) poor guy is so tense and u media people are discussing news....
Shame on you....

Edited by bluegene 29-08-2011 19:34
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