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Hey, I sent my scout to Rebs training ground to find some talent, the report on my desk this morning was quite strange...... Apparently, for a warm up the players lie around placing hot rocks and fake tattoos on each other, giggling like girls. Then for one on one training they started a weird kind of mud wresting with each other, this seemed to pass for tackling as well. Occasionally one would kick the other in the groin, possibly free kick training as the opponent had no say in the matter. When the running started, they would run diagonally across the field in 2 teams, crossing each other, kicking the corner penant and beating the markers. He also noted that the players would play paper rock scissors for organising any kind of formation and if they got it wrong they would have a penalty shot, it looked like tequila, he said, judging from the effect. A number of other training methods were too disturbing to print in his report.  Nic Edited by GunnerNic 15-06-2011 11:50 |
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sign me up Edited by solirocket 15-06-2011 14:04 |
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i want to join .... | 15/06/2011 14:10 |
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solirocket said: sign me up Edited by solirocket 15-06-2011 14:04 you would be better suited for the av 35-45 league, i'm afraid this 45-55 is a bit too strong for you  |
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Horath said: solirocket said: sign me up Edited by solirocket 15-06-2011 14:04 you would be better suited for the av 35-45 league, i'm afraid this 45-55 is a bit too strong for you keep me in reserves just in case .... |
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Cloud's End said: keep me in reserves just in case .... yes, you will be kept as a reserve |
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ashif001 said: am gonna join you should as well rather join the av 35-45 league - would be more suited for your roster |
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Hot Rocks + Tattoos = Team Building Exercise Mud Wrestling = Competitiveness Kick to the Groin = What we do to you when the ref is looking away Running to the pennant and dancing = Our goal celebration Tequila Shots = Our victory celebration.... I'm glad you left out the part about the goats, I have no explanation. I only have to say one thing. You're no New Zealand or Australia  IRB World Rankings - 13 June 2011 Position (last week) Member Union Rating Point 1(1) NEW ZEALAND 93.19 2(2) AUSTRALIA 87.45 3(3) SOUTH AFRICA 86.44 Now, let me go tend my herd. |
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We wont go into that on a soccer grrrrr forum..... Psssst, who are the current rugby world champions? |
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I knew that would tweak you! haha! |
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